You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm at about main and main street
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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