this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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