She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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