It's Friday. Sex?
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Randomize
