My brain says no but my pants say off.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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