Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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