Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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