What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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