So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Randomize
