So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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