I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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