Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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