the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
honey bunches of taint.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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