The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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