He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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