I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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