dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Dick very happy bro
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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