we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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