Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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