A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
what if I'm pregnant?
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I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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