So drunk its hurt
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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