I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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