It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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