quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
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