thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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