We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I want her autograph on my taint
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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