i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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