How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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