why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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