i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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