I think i sorta joined a cult last night
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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