Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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