Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
You ate ashes out of my bong
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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