Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
false alarm, still single
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