if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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