Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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