in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Randomize
