is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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