The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
do nipples grow back?
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