JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
is that a dick in a sweater?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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