I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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