well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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