im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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