I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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