Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
It was confusing and full of hummus
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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