I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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