508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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