Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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