Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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