Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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