I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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