That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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