your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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