What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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