the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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