Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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