We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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