No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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