i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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