ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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