Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Randomize
